70 Bucks......Yessssssssssss!!

SO I went busking the other day up at maleny ....and well if you know me you know I am fairly good at guitar......and ok at singing.....but later after about an hour I stopped as it was about to rain and my sister started to count the money......me and Dad were betting on how much it was.......so he said $20 and I said $30 and......then Charlotte said .....$69.95 ....and I'm like Holy **** yaaaaaaay .....I make more than dad....per hour that is......I really enjoyed busking up there......and there was quite a hilarious moment .....I was singing fat bottomed girls...lol.....(GO QUEEN) and an old dude walked past...and glared at me like I was being immoral.....singing about ladies large rears.....but all in all it was a fun day

Sam

So I just just finished something in After Effects...here it is

Things........just Things

Things that annoy me:

Jar Jar Binks

People sitting next to me quoting Scrubs

Wannabe weird people ...you see now that weird is in the not cool weird people like me are labeled as sheep .....we were weird first god dammit.

My internet plan .....always running out of Gbs......Im out of Gbs

A certain person that insists on whenever someone is talking about a band, interrupts by yelling :TRIVIUM!!!

this XD I hate that

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Things that make me sad:

Edward ScissorHands

Movies not being as good as they should be.....I'm not looking at anyone in particular....*cough* The Day the Earth Stood Still *cough*

Michael Jackson not being alive

Things that make me happy:

Witty satire

Paul Rudd

My guitar

Being a socially accepted geek

Being a socially accepted geek with a girlfriend


so thats my list of things

Obligatory Post

So my blog was recently followed by a friend and she has made it clear that I have to make a "special post" about .....her and her blog ,So.... actually she is sitting next to me and she just named her feet...yeah her feet, their names are Desmond and Molly and apparently they have a very rich back story.
Desmond has a barrow in a marketplace and he sometimes lets his children help out with his work.....This should be a cartoon.

Oh and also Molly is a singer in a band ....and I do see that she is referencing Obladi Oblada but still even for The Beatles this is weird .....really weird.

So she just threatened while clapping because she has sweaty palms that she will stop following me if I keep implying that she is INSANE!!!!!

So now for lots and lots of sucking up...go to this blog right now ...www.rb4r.blogspot.com......I will wait until you get back ....your still here because your still reading this ........good your back from her blog you should follow it.

Sucking up over

SHE IS INSANE INSANE!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Movie Quotes........because I feel like it

5."What is this a center for ants!!!"Ben Stiller ,Zoolander
4."Why so serious?"Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight :(
3."I'm not stuck in here with you, your stuck in here with me!!!!"ummm since I dont know the actor Rorschach,Watchmen
2."Groovy"Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead 2
1."Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode. "Eddie Izzard, Across the Universe

so thats my list and by no means is this definitive, so dont hurt me if my opinion differs from yours

Transformers 2 Review wait no just general things coming out of my mouth

So as I said in my last post.....that was....oh 10 seconds ago huh......anyway I'm going to review Transformers

So there are 2 ways to review this movie:

1.From the view of a 10 year old

2. From my view wich will be most peoples view from 14 and up

So first because it will be amazingly short I will first review the movie from the view of a 10 year old..

SPOILER ALERT

Opening Credits....

Yaay Transformers!!!

Yaay blowing stuff up

OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!

Stop zooming in on that girl she has cooties

Noooooooo Optimus cant die Nooooooo

Who cares there's stuff blowing up

Yaay the desert!!!

Yaay more stuff blowing up

hahahahahahahah he said scrotum LOL!!

Optimus is back yay

yaaaay Autobots win yay

End Credits

So that is how my 10 year old mind saw it and for a movie for 10 year olds it is Citizen Kane or The Shawshank Redemption

But For me I am conflicted as I have a foot in both camps, I enjoyed the flashy SFX and explosions but the SFX just covered up the horrible dialogue

So where do I start

SPOILER ALERT

The movie begins with Optimus telling us how there are more Autobots on Earth now....ok I can accept that.

So he explains that the Autobots and the humans have created a division called NEST (obviously trying to link as many things from the cartoons into the movie as possible but as someone who never watched the cartoon I didnt get it)and NEST is looking for the remaining Decepticons.

So here comes our first problem ...an icecream truck appears so I'm like ok ??? then it starts talking....and instantly turns itself into the most racially insensitive character(characters I should say)in the universe of film .....thats right worse than Jar Jar Binks and if you have seen the movie you will know what I am talking about.

But I will not delve deeper into the evil that is the Transformers Twins instead I will continue the review, so Sam has to go to college and is packing while he is packing he touches a shard of the cube from the first movie wich is in his clothes and he hasnt noticed it for TWO YEARS wow big plot hole but lets move on and it is then when we lay eyes on Megan Fox whos is obviously just eye candy in this movie and she is needed to distract us from the horrible dialogue. So Sam goes to college and gets a lap dance by another piece of eye candy,he starts seeing symbols and has a breakdown in a class taught by ..........Dwight Shrute .....wait what no Dwight dont..... you are awesome in The Office please dont say anything not funny.

So the Dwight starts chatting up college girls ...not funny at all and Sam has a breakdown and starts to see symbols.

So after this Sam rushes back to his room the girl he gives a lap dance to tries to rape him??? and Megan Fox walks in ....OMG how could you cheat on Megan Fox...idiot....anyway the girl turns out to be a Decepticon tryng to kill Sam.

So Megatron comes back........yeah dont act surprised it was in the trailer, and tries to kill Sam ....Then Optimus and him have a flashy SFX fight scene ......(COMMENCE 10 YEAR OLD MODE) and Optimus dies ......dunh dunh duuuuuuunh so Sam is sad ok.

So after this I lost the plot apparently this Decepticon called the Fallen wants the sun for its energy so he has to blow it up????your guess is as good as mine.

Sam then proceeds to find another Prime so that he can defeat the fallen ....he finds that old FBI from the first movie and they go to the Museum of Air and Spaceand then for some reason the FBI guy has a G-String on ????? I am so confused but anyway they find another robot (JetFire) who tells them that The Matrix can bring Optimus back so they go to Egypt.

So in Egypt they find The Matrix and split up Sam and Megan Fox go to find Optimus who is in the desert just below the pyramids and the FBI guy and his friend go to....do something I'm not sure but while he's wearing that G-string anything could happen.

So it turns out that The Matrix can start the machine that the Fallen can use to blow up the sun so Megatron and the Fallen proceed to talk ontop of the pyramid and the The Autobots ,the Humans and the Decepticons fight (COMMENCE 10 YEAR OLD MODE).Sam makes it to where Optimus is lying dead and starts to run towards him but Meagatron shoots him in the back...OMG Sam noooooooooooo(Commence Celin Dion)

So Sam ends up in robot heaven ooook and they tell him that it was his destiny all along to revive Optimus ...they send him back and in an unnecissarily dramatic scene he stabs Optimus with The Matrix so Optimus comes back and absorbs Jetfire.

Meanwhile the FBI guy finds the coolest freaking Transformer ever and chases it up the pyramid he calls the military asks them to kill it so he's like do it and theyre like no...and he's like do it and theyre like ok so they are about to kill it and the FBI guy proceeds to rape comedy by saying(this is a direct quote) "I am directly beneath the targets scrotum" .........OMG wtf is going on in the scene you could see the robots metallic balls wtf???

So the big robot thing dies and we switch back to Optimus he is now badass from absorb Jetfire he then kills the Fallen in like 2 seconds and the movie is over....what an anti climax.

So where do I begin the acting was well ....bad like the first one ,it actually has all of the same problem the first one had it was trying to hard it should be a kickass SFX movie with a simple plot but it was trying to be Pulp Fiction, also my biggest gripe with the movie is you could not figure out who was a good guy and who was a bad guy unless you were a hardcore fan which I am not.

Transformers 1 i give 3 and a half stars for a story that i could follow but this one I dont know

It has cool SFX but I just didnt suck me in like I think SFX should ....I am conflicted because the 10 year old side of me loves it and the older side of me says meh another movie.

But for all its bad points it has kickass SFX and kickass robots and for that I give the movie

3 Stars out of five.

First Post

Hello People of the internet

I staarted this blog just after seeing Transformers 2 and in the next post I will review it.

I actually like the idea of continuously posting and reviewing movies so that is most likely what I will do